If you don't know what the Flying Spaghetti Monster has to do with pirates, go HERE.  According to the Pastafarian Worship Guide:  Pirates are considered absolute devine beings in Pastafarianism one's who truly emulate the FSM but sadly, their numbers have been diminishing over recent centuries.  Hope is not lost for pirate kind however; more people are sitting up and taking notice of Pastafarianism and how easy it is to be regarded as a saint, just for wearing an eye patch and saying yar.

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