If you don't know what the Flying Spaghett Monster has to do with pirates go HERE. 

Delicate, metal. lightweight hanging ornament 3.5" wide for your rear view mirror or holiday tree.

According to the Pastafarian Worship Guide:  Pirates are considered absolute devine beings in Pastafarianism, one's who truly emulate the FSM but sadly, their numbers have been diminishing over recent centuries.  Hope is not lost for pirate kind however; more people are sitting up and taking notice of Pastafarianism and how easy it is to be regarded as a saint, just for wearing an eye patch and saying yar.